Between January and March the Traffic Safety Division at the city hall goes around to the many elementary schools and gives an hour class on bicycle safety. From April the present 6th graders will go to jr. high school and many (most) will ride bicycles. A policeman and the Traffic Safety leader lead the classes and a few crosswalk guards are required to attend. There are enough of us crosswalk guards that we only have to help at two bicycle classes and at the end the year I received a list of dates and schools and names. I found my name, and figured out the schools and clearly wrote the dates on my wall calendar and in my schedule book.
I am prone to mix-ups so I engaged Tetsu in my preparation and I told him the name of the school I didn't know, and together we looked up on the computer the route to the school. I arranged my teaching schedule so that I could do my bicycle class duties and yesterday I left the house early and went to new-to-me school.
"Nice school. Seems quiet."
No one was around, none of the other bicycle safety people seemed to be about either... I knocked on the teacher room door and introduced myself saying I was there for the Bicycle Safety class.
"Bicycle Safety class?" The secretary went away and came back looking apologetic.
"The Bicycle Safety class is scheduled for the 27th... Maybe you've made a mistake?" (As usual.)
I smiled sickly and got back in the car, saying a few choice words when I was sure that no one could hear but myself.
"I've done it again!!!! Where did I mess up now?!!! Have I got the dates wrong? Am I supposed to be here on the 27th? Did I get the schools mixed up? Was I supposed to go to the other school (MY school) today?!!!"
I sped back to the school where I stand at the crosswalk and squealed into the parking lot. Nobody there so this wasn't where I was supposed to be either. I raced back home and searched my desk for the city hall notice.
"AArgh!!!! I was supposed to be at WEST XXXX Elementary School, not just XXXX Elementary school. I didn't even know there WAS a West XXXX Elementary School.
I called the city hall knowing full well that the Traffic Safety Division people weren't going to be there. They were at the school where I WASN'T!!! Some unknown clerk answered.
"My name is Tanya Watanabe. I am a crosswalk guard. I'm supposed to be at West XXXX Elementary School but I went to the wrong school. I don't even know WHERE the West XXXX Elementary School is! I don't have GPS in my car. What should I do?"
I wasn't given much advice but I got the impression that even though the class had started 20 minutes earlier I really needed to get to it... So after fumbling about on the iPad (through my tears!) I finally located a map to WEST XXXX Elementary School. And took off. And got there 10 minutes later... And stumbled into the gymnasium where class (with bicycles and mini-traffic lights etc.) was in progress. I bowed my apologies and was waved to a station to monitor... And a few minutes later class ended. I helped pack up the cars, apologized again, briefly made my excuses and bowed as deeply as I could (see previous post).
I offered to fulfill my Bicycle Safety class duties at some other school (on the 27th at XXXX Elementary School? I knew where that was!) but was assured that I only needed to attend my OWN school's class later this month.
I won't get lost going there.
I'm sure the Traffic Safety people think I am a complete dunce. I've done this four years and every year have had some mix-up. Thinking positively, they may just think poor Tanya doesn't read enough Japanese to get anything right. Actually I CAN read that level of Japanese without much problem... The truth is that I am a complete dunce.
